{t:YOU’RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH}
{st:Seuss/Hague}
{c:Intro:}
| [Gm] [Gm6] [Cm6] [D7]
You're a [Gm]mean one [Gm6]Mr. [Cm6]Grinch [D7]
You [Gm]really [A7]are a [D7]heel [Cm6] [D7]
You're as [Gm]cuddly as a [Cm6]cactus
You're as [F7]charming as an [Gm]eel
Mr. [A7]Grinch ...
| [Gm7b5] [D]2 [Cm6] [D]
You're a [D7]bad banana
With a greasy black [Gm]peel [Gm7b5] [Gm] [Gm7b5]
You're a [Gm]monster [Gm6]Mr. [Cm6]Grinch [D7]
Your [Gm]heart’s an [A7]empty [D7]hole [Cm6] [D7]
Your [Gm]brain is full of [Cm6]spiders
You've got [F7]garlic in your [Gm]soul
Mr. [A7]Grinch ...
| [Gm7b5] [D]2 [Cm6] [D]
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot [Gm]pole
{c:x 5 WITH KAZOO}
[Gm7b5] [Gm] ...
You're a [Gm]vile one [Gm6]Mr. [Cm6]Grinch [D7]
You have [Gm]termites [A7]in your [D7]smile [Cm6] [D7]
You have [Gm]all the tender [Cm6]sweetness
Of a [F7]seasick croco-[Gm]dile
Mr. [A7]Grinch ...
| [Gm7b5] [D]2 [Cm6] [D]
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick croco-[Gm]dile
| [Gm7b5] [Gm] [Gm7b5]
You're a [Gm]rotter [Gm6]Mr. [Cm6]Grinch [D7]
You're the [Gm]king of [A7]sinful [D7]sots [Cm6] [D7]
Your [Gm]heart’s a dead to-[Cm6]mato
Splotched with [F7]moldy purple [Gm]spots
Mr. [A7]Grinch ...
| [Gm7b5] [D]2 [Cm6] [D]
Your soul is an appalling dump heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up [Gm]knots
{c:x 5 WITH KAZOO}
| [Gm7b5] [Gm] ...
You nause-[Gm]ate me [Gm6]Mr. [Cm6]Grinch [D7]
With a [Gm]nauseous [A7]super [D7]naus [Cm6] [D7]
You're a [Gm]crooked jerky [Cm6]jockey and
You [F7]drive a crooked [Gm]horse
Mr. [A7]Grinch ...
| [Gm7b5] [D]2 [Cm6] [D]
You're a 3 Decker sour kraut and toad stool sandwich
With arsenic [Gm]sauce!
| [Gm7b5] [Gm] [Gm7b5]
You're a [Gm]foul one [Gm6]Mr. [Cm6]Grinch [D7]
You're a [Gm]nasty [A7]wasty [D7]skunk [Cm6] [D7]
Your [Gm]heart is full of [Cm6]unwashed socks
Your [F7]soul is full of [Gm]gunk
Mr. [A7]Grinch ...
| [Gm7b5] [D]2 [Cm6] [D]
The 3 words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink [D7]
Stank [D7]
[Gm]Stunk
| [Gm7b5] [Gm] [Gm7b5] [Gm] [Gm7b5] [Gm]
{t:YOU’RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH}
